I put this in trouble threads because it was spam but honestly who here couldn't use a red leather sofa.

Can't you just imagine lying back and watching a movie in the comfort of your own home, preferably with a partner in the buff and having the sweat trickle down your back into that sofa breaking it in like a good baseball glove.

Just think, after a few months it would be as soft as a baby's bum. A bit stinky maybe but oh so soft. Tilex with bleach would take care of that pesky mildew and mold and would subtly change the colour to a lighter shade of pale pink...

Yes poster, you are right, we all need a red leather sofa in our life and it would make the world a better place.