Who needs the Morning Funnies when you can read stuff like this. The bit that made me snicker is that it'll be for "first time landowners."

Still, it's an improvement on giving away "lots" 5 feet underwater in a sensitive conservation area.

Not a single lot should be allocated until all services reach the area (including a paved road) and the entire subdivision has paved roads, lighting etc. thereon. And then the lots should be sold, not given away, to first time landowners. That'd be just in time for the 2024 Town Council elections.