Ok, I'll agree with you guys... poet did write a very nicely thought out prose. And I am guilty of writing an inappropriate message at the beginning...
HOWEVER it was all Bill's fault by posting his little ditty about Nantucket and therefore sending this thread down that long, greased, filthy, amoeba germ laden pipe. In other words, Bill made me do it, therefore it's all his fault... completely
Also, here is the shortest poem on record: