Hahaha! If you can get KTTV, channel 11 in the L.A. area, you'd enjoy Jackie Johnson. My husband and brothers ALL claim to like channel 11's evening news the best, but it's funny how they seem to turn the channel right after the weather report is done!
"Tomorrow's forecast is for temperatures in the 34 double D's with a 22 inch waist. Evening temps should drop down to 35 inch hips. Enjoy!!"