Volunteer Proctologist visiting San Pedro
Free proctology exams available at the San Pedro Frown and Whooo Center, located in the Government's Folly Clinic I. All visitors please enter through tthe back door.
Volunteers needed no experience required to help align probes.
Contact Phil at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pay no attention to the fact that these dates correspond with the arrival of a famous indidvidual to the shores of AC