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Re: Nurse Sharks and Sting Rays #129297
11/11/06 08:48 AM
11/11/06 08:48 AM
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 655
San Pedro, Belize
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should we start a petition to have the evil intending rays irradicated? what if they learn, well, waddle? glide? out of the water, down the street and into my house to sting me whilst i slumber!

OH NO! I dont even have a dog to bark an alarm at their approach! I can see it now...the crabs already do it...they march across my yard by the scores, but up till now they have been friendly marchers. What if the rays come, and use the crabs as some sort of scouting sentry....

oh horror! then the gulls! the gulls can get in on it too! and bats! i hear their guana is poisonous! they will poop all over my house, covering it from above, the crabs will come through the screen, the rays will waddle in and......


Re: Nurse Sharks and Sting Rays #129298
11/11/06 08:50 AM
11/11/06 08:50 AM
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 2,041
Kansas City MO
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Now there's a band: Pedro and the Waddling Rays

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.
Re: Nurse Sharks and Sting Rays #129299
11/12/06 02:45 PM
11/12/06 02:45 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 1,205
Falls Church VA
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roflmao....Glad someone has a sense of humor! Atttack of the Rays!!! they really are gentle..and I enjoy their company more than a few humans I know.

Life May Be a Beach...I prefer Reefs...
Re: Nurse Sharks and Sting Rays #129300
11/13/06 03:42 PM
11/13/06 03:42 PM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 591
Catatonic Motivator Offline
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I'm serious. They're also teaching one another to fly, now that they've discovered they can. Look up while you're shuffling through the surf! There is no safe zone any more.

And I've armed myself with one of those round steel cookie-cutter things so that, when attacked, I can quickly convert the heinous beast into salable rounds of pseudo-scallops. That'll show 'em.

* I Go Pogo *
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