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Happy Thanks Giving. #130077
11/20/06 03:37 PM
11/20/06 03:37 PM
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Just wanted to wish you all a happy thanks giving. (If nothing else, be thankful you are not a turkey.)


A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and
kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the
door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my
rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can
to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Treasure the day...


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Re: Happy Thanks Giving. #130078
11/20/06 04:02 PM
11/20/06 04:02 PM
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Great one, Tacogirl. Hope everyone has a great Turkey Day. I know I have a lot to be thankful, hope everyone else does, too. God Bless!


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