You're absolutely right, spl. Pedro1 needs to get a life. Accordingly I have a couple of listings:
(a) 4 bedroom 0 bathroom house. Large lot, 40 meters by 30 meters. House is "fixer-upper" and has been that way since WW2. House located near Vrlotnya, Chechnya. It's a bit off the beaten tank-track but is just 1 hour by road from shop, another house and post office. Just 5 hours by mine-sweeper from nearest border. Owner is selling because he wants to relocate to a nice place. Bargain at just $39,000.00US or 45,000.000.00 Chechen Zlazkiswankicowiscians. Owner would prefer U.S. $$'s though.
(b) Large mansion and estate for sale in tropical paradise. You can't go wrong with this one! Just $100,000.00US. Reserve it now before someone else does! Just deposit $20,000.00US into our account and it's yours. If you are not 110% delighted with our service after that please come to Lagos, Nigeria for a friendly chat about your new situation.