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#133147 11/22/00 11:53 AM
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When I turn 50 next year do you think for a birthday present you will allow me to post ONE more time on the "About Ambergris Caye" board? Maybe I will become more mature when I hit the big "five O" and I will stop making such immature posts. Nahhhh...I don't think so I have been married for over 20 years and my wife says I will never grow up!I only have three kids but my wife swears she has four, I have never met her fourth I wonder where the hell that kid is! I gotta tell you this one, my wife loves to talk to me when she is having sex...just the other day she called me from a hotel. Now I can see why you shit canned me from the main board. I think my days are even numbered here.....man I can't catch a break!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#133148 11/22/00 01:10 PM
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ZEKE: You related to Rodney Dangerfield?

#133149 11/22/00 01:26 PM
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LMAO......What's this Cap'n? You asking the Marty to grant a dying man (you said 50) a last wish????????????????? (Don't go getting your tighty whities in a knot I'm just kidding)

#133150 11/22/00 03:33 PM
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I was such a ugly baby that when my mother breast fed me she told me not to get any ideas because she did not love me, but did consider us friends. When I got a little older she told me also that she thanked God I was a boy so I at least had something to play with.


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#133151 11/22/00 04:16 PM
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ROFLMAO!!! Needed a good laugh today. Please read the thanksgiving fiasco on other post. It was SORELY needed.
Debbie

#133152 11/22/00 04:58 PM
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Bigzeke, I am worried about you, is there something going on in your life we need talk about? OR is this all about that big five 0?
You know we friends here, will listen to you anytime, and give you advice too. LOL


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#133153 11/22/00 06:49 PM
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Nothing to worry about Chloe....been this way my whole life. Smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry alone. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone and hope to meet all of you one day at AC.I'm thankful for my family and their good health....nothing else matters! The best to y'all!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#133154 11/22/00 08:40 PM
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Hey BigZeke, you are very welcome here.

anything i did or said during the storm was some other part of me.

i'm back now.

#133155 11/22/00 10:14 PM
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nice to see everything back to normal. now we gotta get choochoo back too. hah, a mission.

sorry, i'm too tired to be witty. have a good one everyone


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