Re: You guys & gals want jokes?
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12/08/00 12:16 PM
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This any better?
A senior citizen visits his doctor for a routine check-up and everything seems fine. The doctor asks him about his sex life. "Well..." the man drawled, "not bad at all to be honest. The wife ain't all that interested anymore, so I just cruise around. In the past week I was able to pick-up and bed at least three girls, none of whom were over thirty years old." "My goodness Jack, and at your age too." the doctor said. "I hope you took at least some precautions."
"Yep. I may be old, but I ain't senile yet doc. I gave 'em all a phony name."
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Re: You guys & gals want jokes?
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12/08/00 04:21 PM
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Anonymous
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ROFLMAO! zeke, knew i could count on you for the raunchiest jokes! tc - funny! i tell lousy jokes, so i'll just keep reading instead!
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Re: You guys & gals want jokes?
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12/08/00 09:53 PM
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If you are american before going into the bathroom.
And if you are american after leaving the bathroom.
What were you while you were in the bathroom.
"EUROPEAN"
Dare To Deviate
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Re: You guys & gals want jokes?
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12/09/00 11:02 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke
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Steve was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through the floor tile and ripped off both of his ears. Since he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.
One day, Steve decided to invest his money in a small, but growing telecom business. After weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him.
The next day he had set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Steve asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The gentleman answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears". Steve got very angry and threw him out.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question,
"Do you notice anything different about me?
She replied, "Well, you have no ears." Steve again was upset and tossed her out. The third and last interview was the best of all three.
It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Steve was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
And to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes. You wear contact lenses."
Steve was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man.
How in the world did you know that?"
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no ears!"
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Re: You guys & gals want jokes?
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12/09/00 12:46 PM
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LOL Rod you and I read the same material.
This one is my favorite.
What is the difference of RAPTURE and RAPE.
"Presentation."
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Re: You guys & gals want jokes?
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12/09/00 06:24 PM
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boo, hiss. you guys just arent in zekes league (nor am i!) ![[Linked Image]](//ambergriscaye.com/message/wink.gif)
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