TOP TEN REASONS WHY SANTA CLAUS IS A WOMAN:
10: Men can't pack a bag.
09: Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
08: Men don't answer their mail.
07: Men would feel their masculinity is threatened having to be seen with all those elves.
06: Men would refuse to have their physique described as a "bowl of Jelly."
05: Men aren't interested in stockings.
04: Men would get lost in the snow & clowds and refuse to ask for directions.
03: Having to do the HO!HO!HO! thing would inhibit their ability to pick up women.
02: All the reindeer would be dead, gutted and strapped on the rear bumper of the sleigh.
And the number one reason Santa Claus is a Women...
Christmas requires a commitment!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!