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Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133571
01/04/01 02:37 PM
01/04/01 02:37 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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I had to find out if my wife and Susie were cheating on me.So I decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.


When my wife returned, I asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually asked her about the specific behavior of my girl Susie."She slept with nearly every man on the ship," my wife reported. Can you believe that Chloe?

I was totally disheartened, then I rendezvoused with my girl Susie to ask her the same questions about my wife.

"She was a real lady," Susie said.

"How so?" I asked.

"She came on board with her husband and never left his side."

Man I can't catch a f--king break!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133572
01/04/01 04:58 PM
01/04/01 04:58 PM
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Bigzeke, that's what happens when you spy on people. "You find out things you never wanted to know about them." LOL
You should have had time for the chatroom while your ladies were on that cruise, but I did not see you. Where were you?
Come and chat I have 1 question for you, and 1 informative comment. Chloe


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Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133573
01/04/01 06:32 PM
01/04/01 06:32 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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Chloe....been really busy lately with the holidays and you know with Susie and all. I ain't getting any younger you know? Email me at [email protected] and I promise to get right back to you. You been checking out that investment I made? It ain't doing too bad and it is gonna get even better. SanPedro here I come!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133574
01/04/01 06:35 PM
01/04/01 06:35 PM
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There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk - I
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There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133575
01/04/01 10:22 PM
01/04/01 10:22 PM

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(laughing and shaking my head...)

Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133576
01/05/01 10:02 AM
01/05/01 10:02 AM
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Groan!

Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133577
01/05/01 10:44 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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My wife and I just got back from a mountain vacation.When we get there, I go out to chop some wood. When I get back, I say to my wife, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."

After lunch I go back out to chop some more wood and come back and I tell her again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." I do and say to myself, "This chopping wood ain't too bad, I could learn to like this cold weather!

After dinner, I go out one more time to chop some wood to keep us warm through the night. When I return, I say again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"

She looks at me and says, "For crying out loud why don't you take off that f--king hat and get your ears cold?"


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133578
01/05/01 03:39 PM
01/05/01 03:39 PM

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...not really sure if they are getting better or worse!!

Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133579
01/06/01 11:27 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of 'Our Lady of Perpetual Motion' parochial school in a VERY advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just WAIT until you hear this!"

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, "Now just calm down and tell me what has you so excited?"

"Well, Father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering money!"

"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.

"But that's not what has me so excited, Father," replied the nun, "it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest on the wall!!"

"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest, "What did you do?"

"Well, I hit the CEILING, father."

The priest replied, "Wow, how much did you win?"


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Sent my wife & Susie on a cruise #133580
01/06/01 04:18 PM
01/06/01 04:18 PM

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....worse!!

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