My son asked me about sex
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01/13/01 12:26 PM
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I was in a store with my ten-year-old son. We happened to walk by the condom display, and my boy asked, "What are these, Dad?" To which I matter-of-factly replied, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see." replied my boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package." I replied, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says my boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men." I answered, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed my boy obviously impressed; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack expecting a fantastic responce. With a sigh, I replied, "Those are for us married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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Re: My son asked me about sex
#133773
01/14/01 11:50 AM
01/14/01 11:50 AM
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Joined: Dec 2000
Posts: 30 forestville ca usa
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Once upon a time, > > > > >> > > >> in a land far away, > > > > >> > > >> a beautiful, independent, > > > > >> > > >> self assured princess > > > > >> > > >> happened upon a frog as she sat, > > > > >> > > >> contemplating ecological issues > > > > >> > > >> on the shores of an unpolluted pond > > > > >> > > >> in a verdant meadow near her castle. > > > > >> > > >> > > > > >> > > >> The frog hopped into the princess lap > > > > >> > > >> and said: Elegant Lady, > > > > >> > > >> I was once a handsome prince, > > > > >> > > >> until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. > > > > >> > > >> > > > > >> > > >> One kiss from you, however, > > > > >> > > >> and I will turn back > > > > >> > > >> into the dapper, young prince that I am > > > > >> > > >> and then, my sweet, we can marry > > > > >> > > >> and setup housekeeping in yon castle > > > > >> > > >> with my mother, > > > > >> > > >> where you can prepare my meals, > > > > >> > > >> clean my clothes, bear my children, > > > > >> > > >> and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. > > > > >> > > >> > > > > >> > > >> That night, > > > > >> > > >> as the princess dined sumptuously > > > > >> > > >> on a repast of lightly sautÈed frog legs > > > > >> > > >> seasoned in a white wine > > > > >> > > >> and onion cream sauce, > > > > >> > > >> she chuckled to herself and thought: > > > > >> > > >> > > > > >> > > >> don,t [#%!] think so.
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Re: My son asked me about sex
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01/15/01 01:56 PM
01/15/01 01:56 PM
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