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San Pedro's sheriff was looking for a deputy to help him in crime ridden SP, so Shaker went in to
try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff asked. "What is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven," Shaker replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That`s not what I meant, but she`s right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter `T`?"
"Today and tomorrow."
He was again surprised that Shaker supplied a correct answer that
he had never thought of himself and figured Shaker was quite the smart cookie.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Shaker looked a little surprised herself, then thought really
hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don`t know."
"Well, why don`t you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Shaker wandered over to the beauty parlor, to get her nails done once AGAIN, where her pals
were waiting to hear the results of the interview.
Shaker was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and
I`m already working on a murder case!"


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Shaker goes to her doctor, complaining that her new boyfriend is 300% impotent.

The doctor says, "I'm not sure I understand what you mean."

She says, "Well, the first 100% you can imagine. In addition, That SOB burned his tongue and broke his finger."


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ROFLOL

OK......ZEKE.....NO MORE JOKES FOR YOU!
YOU'RE OFF MY PERSONAL JOKE LIST.....LOL

YOU'RE BORED TODAY, RIGHT?......CAN'T YOU GO MOLEST A WAITRESS OR SOMETHING?....LOL

YOU NUT!!! [Linked Image]

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ha, saltshaker, he really got you! this must be payback for those dancing Bill sites!!!


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