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I went to my doctor and said. " Doc, I have a problem. I'm going to Belize on Sunday and am taking my wife, Susie, and sticking Jane in my suitcase. Can you prescribe three viagra pills so I have a shot to satisfy them all? After all I am getting up in age and even just one of them blue babies is barely taking care of Mrs. Zeke!"

The doctor says "You know 3 Viagra pills is pretty dangerous for a man of your age." "I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office after your vacation so that I can check you out." I say "You have a deal Doc, you da man!"

The vacation is over and I go see my doctor with my arm in a sling.
The doctor says "what happened"?
I tell him letting Jane out of that damn suitcase was the dumbest thing the Zekester ever did. All she did was talk,talk,talk, and talk some more. Three broads (how sexist!)yapping and yapping. So needless to say I spent all my time alone in the bathroom by MYSELF!


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ROFLMAO!!

I TRULY CAN NOT WAIT TO MEET YOU!!!
June 10th, Sunday, BC beach BBQ for my birthday. Be there or I'll be the one pitching a fit!!! [Linked Image]

Attention chloe, Bill Thornton, Jesse, Munichchick and Sandshaker!! You all had better be there as well!! MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! I'm counting on it!
Debbie

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I SAID, I DONT REALLY TALK THAT MUCH. WHO STARTED THIS ANYWAY? CHLOE? THANKS A LOT GUYS. I TAKE IT BACK, MAYBE IT IS GOOD I WOUNT BE THERE WHEN YOU ARE. i have enough trouble with self-esteem without your help, but thanks. [Linked Image] (my feelings are sufficiently hurt now)

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No pouting Jane. It just happens to be "your turn" on this board. Everyone gets to "be it". I caught hell about the damned chicken... Rememeber? I never said you talked to much, just thought I would drug you so you would be more comfortable in my suitcase....... I like talking to you. See what you did Zeke????? Now play nice!!!!

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deb, as you know, i enjoy being drugged no matter where i am! [Linked Image]

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Please under no circumstances take ANYTHING I post seriously! I told both Shaker and Chloe that Zeke is a very bad person. Now you know too. How can I possibly kiss my mother with this foul mouth of mine?


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I can't be packed by tomorrow Zeke......Have a Happy 50th!!!!!!!

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MRS ZEKE where are you?


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Chloe.......MRS.ZEKE?

Did I tell you I was married?

Awwwww! The separation was extremely painful but a man has to get over it and start a new life. Yep, this Belize trip is starting to look quite promising. Ahhhh, to be young and single again!


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ha! frank just usually tells the chicks i died some tragic death and how he tended selflessly by my side...

zeke, no big deal. i'm just sensitive, especially after gaining those 4 pounds over the holidays...


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