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Shaker & Jesus computer showdown #134188
02/11/01 10:52 AM
02/11/01 10:52 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP
Jesus and Shaker were having an ongoing argument about who was better on
his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of
hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to
set
up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better
job."
So down Shaker and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They
moused.
They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent
e-mail to Zeke because they both knew he needed guidance. They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded. They
did
some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But
ten
minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the
sky,
thunder rolled, the rain poured and, of course, the electricity went
off.
Shaker stared at her blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the
underworld and even San Pedro.Believe it or not sometimes our beloved Shaker does use naughty language!
Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Shaker started searching frantically, screaming "It's
gone!
It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past
two hours. Shaker observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how
did
he do it?"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."


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Re: Shaker & Jesus computer showdown #134189
02/12/01 03:20 PM
02/12/01 03:20 PM
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 431
Sandshaker Offline
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Sandshaker  Offline
LMAO......Zeke, you could not have known how much I needed this laugh.....all the world is right again! [Linked Image]

I just spent 3 grueling days repairing a virus from my computer along with numerous other computer problems.....and was TOTALLY computer STRESSED!!!!

Thanks buddy! [Linked Image]


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