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you think you have a crappy job.... #134233
02/14/01 11:50 AM
02/14/01 11:50 AM
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> When you have had one of those take-this-job-and-shove-it days, try this:

> On your way home after work, stop at a pharmacy and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand.

> When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the
phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change into
comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package
containing the thermometer, remove the thermometer, and carefully place it
on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken.

> Read the material that accompanies the thermometer; you will notice in
small print the statement that "every rectal thermometer made by Q-Tip is
PERSONALLY tested."

> Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, "I am so glad that I do
not work in quality control at the Q-Tip Company."


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Re: you think you have a crappy job.... #134234
02/19/01 08:28 AM
02/19/01 08:28 AM
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Posts: 431
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ROFLOL @ Fred!!!

You poor soul!.....


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