Jane...My son's team has not lost a game in two years and my daughter's team sucks...guess which team I am the coach of....Good guess u r right!
For Chloe's kids:
The top ten slogans being considered by Viagra for its new advertising campaign.Now that I am turning 50 I don't find these as humorous as I did in my younger days.
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:
1. This is your penis......... This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?