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O.K. guys here are the reasons why I am leaving my wife after over 20 years and three beautiful children.
"Ever since we got married, Mrs.Zeke has tried to change me.
She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around
'til all hours of the night.

She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts,
gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the
stock market."

"Sounds like I may be bitter because she changed me so
drastically,right?"

"I'm not bitter. But now that I'm so improved, she just isn't
good enough for me." I can't be married to a 47 year old. I need my young mistress SUSIE!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Zeke,
Are you having a mid life crisis????
Did it not occur to you, that those very same reasons may very well be why Suzie has to have you as well???
My hat goes of to Mrs. Zeke for her infinate patience. [Linked Image]
Debbie

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i have several friends who are 46/47 and HOT! not to mention experienced.

zeke...if i was your wife, and ever found this board, I'D KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!

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Jane.....never mind 47/48 even you are way too damn old for me! A catch like me deserves much younger eye candy. If you have any hot 25 year olds then I might start listening to you. Well I will still tell jokes to you OLD LADIES!

Two drunks are in a bar when one of them notices a
beautiful woman sitting in the corner. One says to the
other, "Jeez, I really wanna dance with dat girl."

The other drunk replies, " Go 'head and aks her, don't
be thuch a chicken thit."

So the man approaches the lovely woman and says, "Scuse me.
Would you like to boogey ooggie woogie?"

Seeing the man is totally drunk the woman says, "I'm sorry.
Right now I'm concentrating on matrimony, and I'd rather
sit than dance."

So the man humbly returns to his friend.

"So what did she say?" asks the friend.

The drunk responded, "She said she's constipated on
macaroni, and would rather shit in her pants."


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Eye candy???!!!!! EYE CANDY!!!!!!
Sheesh. You need to take some lessons from Denny. The older the violin, the sweeter the music.......
I agree with Jane. If I was Mrs. Zeke, I'd have your hide!!!! You old geezer. For all those of you that don't know..... Big Zeke turns 50 (FIFTY!!!!) on Monday.
Happy Birthday to you..... Happy Birthday to you..... Happy Birthday dear Geezer. Happy Brithday to you...... And many more.....

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Zeke,
Did you like my song?

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Debbie...Zeke really is too much man for one woman. That is why I plan to share him with Susie on AC. I am such a lucky woman to have such a perfect lover. It would not be fair to keep him all to myself!

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I can't stand by and listen to all this stuff!! Looks to me like we have a multi-faceted or make that a split-personality talking to us. Big Zeke, Mrs. Big Zeke, Suzie, they all sound alike to me, all singing the praise of the one and only - CAPTAIN BIG ZEKE! Some how, I can't believe that one that is soooo far over the hill can be so great.

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Zeke,

I am so glad that this is all out in the open and that Mrs. Zeke is being to good about this. We can how be like one big happy family!!!!!!! See you in AC love.

Yours Forever,
Susie

P.S. I forgot to tell you about the new thong bikini that I bought today for our trip!!!!

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i know, i know, susie is his vibrator!!!!!!!!!

(now marty can kick ME off this board!!)

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