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#135306 - 04/12/01 01:14 PM OK diann here's one for you  
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline
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Men are like....

1. Men are like department stores....
their clothes should always be half off.

2. Men are like vacations....
they never seem to be long enough.

3. Men are like computers...
hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

4. Men are like coolers...
load them with beer and you can take them anywhere

5. Men are like chocolate bars....
sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like coffee....
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

7. Men are like horoscopes....
they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

8. Men are like plungers...
they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

9. Men are like cement....
after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. (OUCH!!!!)Except Zeke of course so please don't worry AC BB for he is truly THE MAN!

10 Men are like laxatives.....
They irritate the shit out of you

11 Men are like parking spots.....
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped

12 A man is like a snowstorm.....
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last

There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
#135307 - 04/12/01 01:30 PM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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Hey Zeke, you missed one.

Men are like hardwood floors.
If you lay'em right the first time, you can walk over'em for years!

#135308 - 04/12/01 01:35 PM Re: OK diann here's one for you  

ha ha sunkissed. i like that one!

#135309 - 04/12/01 06:34 PM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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I guess Diann's power is still off Or she may
be snowbound>>>>>>>>>She'd have to respond to this..... Me & Denny tried to get her to move to TEXAS to no avail............John

#135310 - 04/12/01 07:30 PM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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Blue as far as the eyes can see...
Mountains never seemed closer...
Top down today (car that is) and loving the sunshine.
She just may be avoiding you Zeke, you are just too hot...
I've noticed AC BB isn't playing either. Better get better babe!

Keep it up Sunkissed!

#135311 - 04/13/01 02:25 AM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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diann Offline
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Oh BIG zeke.. just for me?!?!? only one though?!?! wow.... am i a lucky one or what?!?!?! but john/dennman....thought you said something bout fitting in # 9...... so texas is out baby!! lol.........
oh, and believe me dd... i don't avoid BIG things like BIG zeke [Linked Image]

ok.. well here it is...

da blonde wanna-be-in-AC w/o tan lines'
book of rules:

1. Whaaaa? half off??!? no way baby... no clothes allowed!!! thought you guys knew me better ....oh ok, i'll compromise (i was told i needed to work on that area today) i'll allow hats.....

2. Amen to that baby!!! oh, and they never seem to be..... oops, gettin carried away there...

3. Hey, the memory part dudn't bother me, long as the hard drive is still woikin!!!!

4....And do anything, anytime, and anyhow.. now that's MY kinda guy!!!

5. Where else would we want them?!?!?! hmm?? oh, ok, maybe doing the laundry, cooking, cleaning......

6. And where do i find this guy?!?!? please send me his addy to....

7. Amen sister!! go figure... someone finally figured it out!!!

8. Hey, i gotta better place for dat plunger baby!!!

9. So, why go back for seconds? how bout.. 'next?' lol... oh, i know i'm outta here after this post!!! lol

10. yeah, but if'n he fits in that #6 & #3 category, well, heck, 'can i have some choc to go wit my coffee?'

11. 'The good ones are already taken'....whew!! cuz who needs ta keep em??!?! anyways... i like da Left-ies.. Sinatra was a lefty, and you know what they say about dem lefties.... [Linked Image]

12. Most likely: too soon; not enuff, and not enuff....and hey, you can bring on dat storm anytime as long as it comes wit many inches!!!

And sunkissed... my motto exactly baby!!!

well, just in case i'm booted after this post, i just wanted to say.......

#135312 - 04/13/01 02:43 AM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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lol diann....

#135313 - 04/13/01 09:44 AM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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Debbie Offline
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LOL at sunkissed. GOOD ONE!!!!! I like it!!! [Linked Image]

#135314 - 04/13/01 10:09 AM Re: OK diann here's one for you  

i'm not touchin' this one anymore. i am out of your league.

#135315 - 04/13/01 11:31 AM Re: OK diann here's one for you  
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Posts: 680
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Outta their league??? Oh, I doubt THAT!
Let's make this simple...
How to please a woman:
1. Listen to her
2. Buy her a diamond
3. Go shopping with her
4. Put the toilet seat back down
5. Be sensitive to her needs
6. Be in touch with your feminine side
7. Take her out for a romantic evening
8. Take her to a chick flick
9. Write her poetry
10. Send her flowers for no reason at all

How to please a man:
1. Show up naked and bring beer

How to please Diann:
1. Show up naked with a lobster and lot's of butter...(is the butter for dinner, or dessert?)

[This message has been edited by Over_40_Pirate (edited 04-13-2001).]

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