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THE PENIS LIST
The Nuprin Penis: Little, Yellow, Different.
The Equal Penis: Tastes like Sugar.
The Excedrin Penis: It's tthhhhiiiiiiissss big.
The Sprite Penis: Image is nothing...Taste is everything.
The Snickers Penis: It satisfies you.
The Alka Seltzer Penis: Pop, pop, fizz, fizz...Oh, what a
relief it is..
The Magnavox Penis: Smart. Very Smart.
The American Express Penis: Don't leave home without it.
The Pringles Penis: Once you pop, you can't stop
The MandM Penis: Melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The Frosted Flakes Penis: GGGRRRREEEEAAAAATTT!
The Lucky Charms Penis: Magically delicious
The Energizer Penis: It keeps going and going
The Right Guard Penis: Anything less is uncivilized
The Jolly Green *Giant* Penis: Self-explanatory
The Campbells Soup Penis: Mmm mmm good
The Purple Pickle Penis: Heh heh
The Kix Penis: Kid tested, mother approved.
The Tombstone Penis: What would you like on your Penis?
The Ragu Penis: Comes out chunkier than the rest.
The Chips Ahoy Penis: Betcha bite a chip.
The Purdue Penis: More meat, less bone.
The All State Penis: You're in good hands.
The 7-Up Penis: The UN-Penis.
The Nike Penis: Just do it.
The Barq's Penis: The one with bite.
The Beef Penis: It's what's for dinner.
The Bud Lite Penis: Great taste, less filling.
The Subway Penis: Where fresh is the taste.
The Kentucky Fried Chicken Penis: Finger licking good?
The Life Penis: Mikey likes it.
The Transformers Penis: It's more than meets the eye.
The Twizzler Penis: It makes mouths happy.
The Nintendo Penis: Now you're playing with power.
The Robitussin Penis: Used by nine out of ten moms.
The Crest Penis: Recommended by 3 out of 4 dentists.
The Champion Penis: The official Penis of the U.S.A.
The Starburst Penis: The juice is loose.
The Toyota Penis: I love what you do for me.
The Citibank Visa Penis: It's everywhere you want to be.
The Timex Penis: Takes a lickin and keeps on....
The Burger King Penis: Have it your way...everyone loves
The Dairy Queen Penis: Hot eats, cool treats
The Milk Penis: It does a body good.
The Flintstone's Vitamins Penis: 10 million strong and
The Wendy's Penis: Where's the beef?
The Captain Planet Penis: Go PENIS!!
The Folger's Crystals Penis: The best part of wakin up
is a Penis in your
The Lays Penis: Betcha can't eat just one.
The Mr. Clean Penis: Is it wet or is it dry?
The Diet Coke Penis: Just for The taste of it...
The Doublemint Penis: Chewing really satisfies.
The Juicyfruit Penis: The taste is gonna move ya.
The Big Red Penis: It's longer with big red.
The Neon Penis: Hi.
The Generic Penis: One size fits all.
The Rave Music Penis: Ya'll ready for this?
The Mortal Kombat Penis: Nothing can prepare you.
The Bounty Penis: The quicker picker-upper.
The Pizza Hut Penis: Makin' it great. Again and Again.
The Bounce Penis: With Static-Guard!
The Domino's Pizza Penis: 30 minutes or less
The Extra Penis: Lasts an extra extra extra long time
The Wonder Bubbles Penis: Magic wand inside!
The Gillette Penis: The best a man can get.
The Charmin Double Roll Penis: It lasts longer because
it IS longer.
The Bacardi Penis: Taste The feeling.
The Macintosh Penis: Power is everything.
The Borg Penis: Resistance is futile.
The Edge Shaving Cream Penis: Ultimate closeness,
The Beatles Penis: Now a quarter smaller than it used
The Oasis Penis: Thinks it's The Beatles Penis.
The Jell-O Penis: Look at it wiggle, look at it
The Secret Penis: Strong enough for a man, ph-balanced
for a woman.
The Micro Machines Penis: A whole world, in the palm of
The Sanka Penis: Get that good to the last drop feeling.
The Swiss Miss Penis: The taste you can enjoy anytime,
The Payday Penis: It's almost totally nuts!
The Unisys Penis The power of two...
The Snickers Penis: A nut in every bite
The Presidential Penis: Been there, done that
The Yellow Pages Penis: Let your fingers do the walkin.
The Sony Play Station Penis: You are not ready.
The Life Savers Penis: Five fruity flavors.
The Trojan Penis: Don't forget your rubbers
The McDonald's Penis: Would you like some fries with that.
The Nyquil Penis: The nighttime coughing, sneezing,
runny-nose, itching, burning, so you can't rest Penis.