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#135792 - 04/23/01 02:35 PM Only use the RIGHT ones on the zekester diann!  
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THE RIGHT (R) AND WRONG (W) THINGS TO SAY TO A MAN AFTER SEX:

R: You're the one
W: Next.

R: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane
or something?

R: You're the best I've ever had.
W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.

R: What color are your eyes?
W: What color do you want to paint the baby's room?

R: You make me forget my problems.
W: You make me forget I'm just 15.

R: I think we should go away for the weekend.
W: I think we should go to the clinic.

R: Zekester now I know why they call you BIGZEKE
W: Why the f--k do they call you BIGZEKE you GEEK?

R: I love you.
W: I love you.


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#135793 - 04/24/01 02:19 AM Re: Only use the RIGHT ones on the zekester diann!  
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i'm holdin out on you zekester... and to tell da truth, i'm a lefty luvin kinda chick... AND I AIN'T TAWKIN DIGITS BABY!!! no righty's allowed in dis chicks uh... hometown!!!! so, you just sit yer butt back and wait wait wait... cuz i hope to catch you off guard and dump yer takes too long to reply kinda guy.. butt on dat floor!!!!

#135794 - 04/24/01 12:38 PM Re: Only use the RIGHT ones on the zekester diann!  

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i am confused. diann, is "lefty" regarding which side it "hangs", if not digits? maybe i shouldn't go there...

#135795 - 04/24/01 03:07 PM Re: Only use the RIGHT ones on the zekester diann!  
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LOL @ Jane..... I can see that brain working overtime to digest that one!!!


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