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Another tasteless joke from the Zekester #136385
05/25/01 08:44 PM
05/25/01 08:44 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One
day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded
biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I
want to join your club."

The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker
requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a
motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there",
and points to a Harley in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep...
drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep...smoke like a chimney. At least
4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening,
while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope ... but I've
been swung around by the nipples a few times"


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester #136386
05/26/01 09:10 PM
05/26/01 09:10 PM
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Posts: 1,205
Falls Church VA
Axeman Offline
 
Axeman  Offline
too funny...keep them comeing


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Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester #136387
05/27/01 12:45 AM
05/27/01 12:45 AM
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Posts: 7,057
South Texas
Chloe Offline
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Chloe  Offline
Zeke I actually know that old lady, she is a 36 long. Too funny.


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Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester #136388
05/29/01 12:48 PM
05/29/01 12:48 PM
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Posts: 2,090
Corpus Christi, Texas USA
Debbie Offline
 
Debbie  Offline
Zeke,
I officially appoint you as the official sick joke teller at the party on the 10th. NO ONE should lack for a few good laughs.
Debbie

Re: Another tasteless joke from the Zekester #136389
05/30/01 04:40 PM
05/30/01 04:40 PM
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 555
Laguna Beach, CA, USA
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munichchick Offline
 
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M
Zeke, my husband will love hanging out with you at the party. Same sick humor. Ha, Ha!


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