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Why am I laughing? Because I am going to Belize in 5 days and you AIN'T!!

I may be laughing on the outside but I am crying with a sad heart because Janie baby will not be on "Temptation Island" with me. I know there would have been no chance for her to resist the good looks and charm of the Zekester in person. Oh well it is all for the better because I would have felt real bad about breaking up ANOTHER marriage. AHHHHH, the many woman of the Zekester let me tell you guys a little story. No brag....just facts:

On my honeymoon we get to the hotel
room.

When we start to have sex, the now Mrs. Zeke says that she has
something to confess. I say to my lovely bride, "I will love you no
matter what it is, tell me."

So she tells him that she is actually extremely flat
chested.

I say to her being the kind,caring and gentle man that I am, "I can deal with that."

I then take off her shirt and shout, "Boy! you are small, but I will
love you anyway."

I then say, "I have something to confess also."

Mrs. Zeke says, "No matter what I will still love you after all I am so lucky that I have been chosen by such a marvelous man."

I say, "Okay.I am built like a baby down there."

She says, "I can deal with that."

So I pull down his pants and Mrs. Zeke passes out! I
fan her and she finally gets up.

She says, "I thought you said you were built like a baby?"

I say, "Yeah....5lbs, 14 inches."


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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i will be there in spirit, man.

after i got the notice of a $4100 COD balance on my new sofas for tuesday, honey said "i love you very much, but you are NOT going to belize for the weekend". ok. i finally better give up.

you better toast one to me, dude.

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Hey Zeke,
HA HA HA!!! We leave in 2 days. See you there!
Cheerz,
Vicki

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Zekester:
how long are you going to be in San Pedro? I will be there from June 15 to 25. Hoping to meet some of youse guys when I am down there.

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Sorry going to be leaving on June 13th.....but I am pretty sure there are going to be a lot of posters there during that timeframe. Have a great trip!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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i believe debbie, munichchick & vicki will be there then. of course, NOT ME [Linked Image]

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Aw Zekester.... you know i'm missin you!!! and all them crude better delete them and not read them daily love letters ya send me [Linked Image] but so glad you're getting away with the mizzez... hope you're finding out all the skinny on buying down there. and boy, can't wait to read your return posts!!! if'n they let ya stay there that long!! lol...

jane... sounds like ya got a deal on the couches...only 4100??? geeez... what a steal!!!! it amazes me how out here in colorado the prices they charge for everything.... just for a basic, no frills in ground pool, they want $35,000!!!! what a joke!! (i'm from Cali, and you'd get an awesome pool for dat amt!!!) anyone got a male oops um, mail order catalog for pools???!!!

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* BIG SIGH * [Linked Image]

I know ZEKE has forgotten all about me.....

Typical male....outta sight....outta mind.

Oh well....*sigh #2*

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Sandshaker...
Rest assured you'll meet him. He'll be at the party Sunday. He's in Placencia at the moment. I'm sure we're ALL in for a treat!
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Debbie....
you must know dat man!!! [Linked Image] oh my..... from the emails i get from dis here dude, well, all's i can say, is TAKE VIDEO!!!! lol.....

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