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Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137142
07/03/01 05:46 PM
07/03/01 05:46 PM
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AND ANOTHER:

Did you hear about the restaurant that promotes safe sex?
They write the bill on a condom.

In that way you can wine and dine your date, and stick her with the bill.


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137143
07/03/01 07:13 PM
07/03/01 07:13 PM

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Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137144
07/03/01 07:42 PM
07/03/01 07:42 PM
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chicago, il, usa
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AC,

Jane is so right about older men are no different that the drunken 20-30 year olds. They just have had more time to perfect the same pick up line but attempt to make it sound a bit more suave. Take it from me this is how I found my dear, sweet, and loving older hubby!

Susiee
aka Leigh

Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137145
07/03/01 08:16 PM
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brrrland, CO
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Hey Zekesterbaby!!!
Back at it huh?!??! Somehow I knew you were gonna say what you said to AC... lol don't change dude!!

AC.... go for the older older men; the love of my life was waaaaay older, even older den dat Pirate of ours [Linked Image] and he was the bestest ever. Such a gentleman; no head games; knew exactly what he wanted and had his head on straight, and made the best use of time i've ever seen; not a couch potatoe kinda guy if'n ya know what i mean !!! but ya know, after reading da Zekesters true to life posts, i can't see why ya wanna waste time tryin to figure out dese men....why settle for just one guy??!! see, it takes about 8 to satisfy us women!!! [Linked Image]

Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137146
07/04/01 11:19 AM
07/04/01 11:19 AM
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Diann......*8* so that is the magic number of inches that are needed....exactly what the BIG ZEKESTER is packing! I guess you girls have finally figured out why they call me "BIG" Zeke,Huh?


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137147
07/05/01 09:26 AM
07/05/01 09:26 AM
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You guys are so funny! I had my first "older man" experience in Belize. "Oh my!!!" is all I can say! Chloe, I liked your idea about the dog walking...although I don't think I'd look as cute scooping poop!

Here's the problem with older men- many are divorced and come with "ex" baggage and kids (I don't mind kids at ALL, but it makes the ex factor even worse!). I don't need that! Then, there are the men in their mid to late 30's, (or yikes, even 40's!!) who have never been married and don't have kids (which is a bit odd in itself) and they are such players and sooo high maintenance you can never please them! These men never want to settle down. Am I way off the mark?

Now, my current casual love interest is a younger man. My friend's simply call him "the boy". The boy is a hot young soccer player who still wears his baseball cap backwards [Linked Image] I know Diann agrees with me on this one-- boys are just yummy. I definitely want more than just yummy and cute, but if it's all I have for the summer, I can hang with that.

Diann, what in the world do you need 8 men for, girl?!

Re: For you woman who can't understand us men #137148
07/05/01 07:39 PM
07/05/01 07:39 PM
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AC Beach Bum, scooping is not all bad, it gives the viewer, alot of time to check you out.
Also gives great insight to who you really are. LOL
If you do not want to scoop, then just keep kissing all those toads, hoping to find a prince. [Linked Image]


[This message has been edited by Chloe (edited 07-05-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Chloe (edited 07-05-2001).]


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