I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion- not proof- to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and the worst jerks just never go away.
I've learned to say "Screw 'Em if
they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me,
they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe
something good will happen.
If not...tough shit.