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Driving my golf cart in SP #137302
07/13/01 08:12 AM
07/13/01 08:12 AM
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with Mrs. Zeke, we passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a bottle of beliken.

Mrs. Zeke, the feminist that she is, glanced up at it and announced pissed off may I add, "I suppose if I drank a six-pack of beliken, I'd look like her."

"No," I corrected. "If I drank a six-pack, you'd look like her."


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137303
07/13/01 09:36 AM
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Ouch!

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137304
07/13/01 11:15 AM
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WHAT HAPPENS AFTER A 12 PACK ?

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137305
07/13/01 11:22 AM
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...then zeke looks good!

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137306
07/13/01 11:27 AM
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WE NOW HAVE ANOTHER HAPPY COUPLE.

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137307
07/13/01 12:43 PM
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But they wouldn't be able to do much about it.


Gone fishing!!
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07/13/01 02:27 PM
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Oh, but think of the fantasies the happy couple can share after they have slept off all of those Belikins.

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137309
07/13/01 02:54 PM
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Hey BC!!! Good to see you finally came back to life! You coming down for the festivities on Sunday? Have you been able to talk the boss into that AC trip in Aug?
By the way guys...that bikini-clad beauty is my wife, so I'd appreciate it if you'd use a little discretion. Now...where'd I put that damn bottle opener?

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137310
07/13/01 03:33 PM
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I'm having one of those "I DO NOT WANT TO BE HERE" days (week) I keep thinking of AC. I found a good air fare for th 9th - 12th. All I need now is a good reason to get out of the office.
Can you help
We have a problem. The good looking gal in the bikini is my wife. Is this Utah?
Looking forward to see ya all on Sunday and thanks for the directions

Re: Driving my golf cart in SP #137311
07/13/01 04:14 PM
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ha! you are both wrong, it is me!

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