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The sensitive side of the Zekester #137479
07/18/01 03:04 PM
07/18/01 03:04 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP
Sometimes
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>Sometimes ... when you cry ... no one sees your tears ...
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>Sometimes...when you are worried....no one sees your pain...
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>Sometimes ... when you are happy ... no one sees your smile ...
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>But fart just one time...


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: The sensitive side of the Zekester #137480
07/18/01 03:05 PM
07/18/01 03:05 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP
Disbelief
An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling?


"I've never felt better," he replies. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant with my child!

What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidently grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.

So he's walking in the woods near the creek, and suddenly he spots a beaver in some brush in front of him. He raises up his umbrella , points it at the beaver and squeezes the handle. BAM! The beaver drops dead in front of him."

"Thats impossible!" said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot the beaver!"

"Bingo!" says the doctor....


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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