Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
#137589 07/25/01 02:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 680
OP Offline
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

#137590 07/25/01 03:35 PM
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 36
M
Offline
M
Pirate...so do you know this from experience?

#137591 07/25/01 04:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 387
D
Offline
D
i'm quite positive he's experienced them all!!! (and probably forgotten it... [Linked Image]


WATCH OUT AC!!!! LOL.....

#137592 07/25/01 04:45 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 680
OP Offline
I love you guys......still wondering what happened to my bra.....

#137593 07/25/01 04:48 PM
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 103
B
BC Offline
Offline
B
WHAT SIZE AND COLOR WAS IT ?

#137594 07/25/01 07:07 PM
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 215
Offline
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you give lap dances...with your wife looking on and wondering who in the heck you are!

<sheepish grin>


- - -
"Everywhere I turn all the beauty just keeps shaking me." Amy Ray, World Falls
#137595 07/25/01 11:05 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 680
OP Offline
BC...I think you know, because I think you took it!!

I love you guys.....

Lap Dances??? I have no idea what you are talking about......<sheepish grin>

At least I was laughing WITH you....

I love you guys....

#137596 07/27/01 03:34 PM
Joined: Mar 2001
Posts: 680
OP Offline
Did I mention that I love you guys?


Link Copied to Clipboard
May
S M T W T F S
1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8 9 10 11
12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25
26 27 28 29 30 31
Cayo Espanto
Click for Cayo Espanto, and have your own private island
More Links
Click for exciting and adventurous tours of Belize with Katie Valk!
Who's Online Now
0 members (), 144 guests, and 0 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Forum Statistics
Forums44
Topics79,206
Posts500,038
Members20,480
Most Online7,413
Nov 7th, 2021



AmbergrisCaye.com CayeCaulker.org HELP! Visitor Center Goods & Services San Pedro Town
BelizeSearch.com Message Board Lodging Diving Fishing Things to Do History
BelizeNews.com Maps Phonebook Belize Business Directory
BelizeCards.com Picture of the Day

The opinions and views expressed on this board are the subjective opinions of Ambergris Caye Message Board members
and not of the Ambergris Caye Message Board its affiliates, or its employees.

Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5