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#138194 08/30/01 05:43 PM
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I dedicate this to my poor sister who lives in Idaho with a true hunter.

A couple of Redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathin, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm and soothing voice, says,
"Just take it easy, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is silence, then a shot is heard.....

The hunter says, "OK, now what?"


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#138195 08/30/01 05:53 PM
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In Oklahoma, what do a tornado and divorce have in common?

Either way you lose your trailer.

#138196 08/31/01 10:25 AM
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LOL....

#138197 08/31/01 08:21 PM
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LOL... You pickin on me and the rest of us red necks... LOL


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