Doctor: Before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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#138199 - 05/13/0202:04 PMRe: A Joke for all you Lawyers
An Elephant has a lion following it and eating all it's droppings. The elephant asks why (to the lion) are you eating all my droppings. Lion answers 'I ate a lawyer and am trying to get the taste out of my mouth'.
#138206 - 05/28/0211:20 PMRe: A Joke for all you Lawyers