Here is another joke.
A woman goes to her doctor for a physical.
She gets home and undresses, standing in front of her mirror, naked.
Her husband gets home and finds her naked in the bedroom, standing in front of her mirror, admiring her breasts.
The husband asks her what she is doing. She tells him the doctor said that she had the breasts of an 18 year old.
The husband then says, "Did the doctor say anything about that 50 year old ass that you have?"
She said, "no, dear, your name never came up."