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#138272 - 08/31/01 02:05 PM a joke  

this was sent to me today by a friend in australia:

From a woman's perspective...

A woman is driving down a road.
A man is driving down the same road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells
The man immediately leans out his window and yells, "BITCH!!".
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds a curve he
crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies . . .
If men would only listen...

#138273 - 08/31/01 03:48 PM Re: a joke  
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did you say something?

#138274 - 09/01/01 03:30 PM Re: a joke  
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Gone fishing!!
#138275 - 09/01/01 04:47 PM Re: a joke  
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#138276 - 09/02/01 10:38 AM Re: a joke  
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I don't get it...

#138277 - 09/02/01 02:57 PM Re: a joke  
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I think the joke was originally written the other

#138278 - 09/10/01 01:53 PM Re: a joke  
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Here is another joke.

A woman goes to her doctor for a physical.

She gets home and undresses, standing in front of her mirror, naked.

Her husband gets home and finds her naked in the bedroom, standing in front of her mirror, admiring her breasts.

The husband asks her what she is doing. She tells him the doctor said that she had the breasts of an 18 year old.

The husband then says, "Did the doctor say anything about that 50 year old ass that you have?"

She said, "no, dear, your name never came up."

#138279 - 09/10/01 03:25 PM Re: a joke  
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LOL [Linked Image]

#138280 - 09/10/01 03:38 PM Re: a joke  

ROF!!!!! LMAO!!!

thanks laurie, i really needed that today!!!!

(hee hee hee hee)

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