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#138555 09/19/01 05:19 PM
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Cruel and Unusual Punishment to Break the Taliban

We capture bin Laden (however) and put him in comfortable digs somewhere in a NW city. (We do not allow him to escape or to kill
himself.) For forty hours a week he will be forced to work the expresso machine at a local Starbucks (with Yuppies waiting in line impatiently -- well-dressed, briefcases, Wall Street Journals tucked under
their arms, etc.)

We will make videos and take photos of this whole scene, zeroing in particularly during the times he is making the skinny double lattes with caramel flavoring. (He will not be allowed to kill himself.) We will do an airdrop of these photos and videos to all "terrorist" countries (deciding which ones will be the hard part -- we may have
to drop them literally everywhere.)

Give it a couple of months. The movement will crack. We're Americans. We play hardball.

Presto - osama bin latte!

#138556 09/19/01 08:25 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!

#138557 09/20/01 09:51 AM
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me too! becky this is a good one. like it!

#138558 09/20/01 10:36 AM
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Ah, I'll take mine roasted. "Thermo" roasted.

#138559 09/20/01 01:17 PM
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what i think choochoo is trying to say is "NUKED"!

#138560 09/20/01 01:21 PM
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You know I really do hope we nuke this guy, I have been evacuated (albeit volutarily) from the Sears Tower three times this week. I don't know how much more I can take. I would really like a Beliken right about now. Damnit.

#138561 09/20/01 01:37 PM
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Becky,
I'm so sorry. that must be frightening for you..... Yes, our lives are indeed changing......
As for the latte, I like my coffe with a lot of au lait.... I'm afraid that sour, rotten, animal would curdle my milk! [Linked Image]
Debbie

#138562 09/20/01 01:54 PM
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Hi Becky! Your idea is perfect! Of course, he'd also be clean shaven with Abercrombie clothes on and a hat turned backwards!

Scott

#138563 09/20/01 02:14 PM
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I say, put bin Laden on international TV, pour some flamable liquid all over him and light a match. Poof. . .

#138564 09/20/01 03:01 PM
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laurie, i hope you are always on MY side! LOL! you are fierce.

personally, that would be way too quick and an easy way out. i'm with becky, slow torture over many years. maybe work in tech customer service...

becky, my frank was evauated from his skyscraper last tuesday only. he is across the street, literally, from phila city hall. he readily admitted just how frightened & helpless he really felt. all those hundreds of people running for the lobby at once...

i am sorry too. this just shouldn't happen.

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