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Osama Bin Latte #138555
09/19/01 05:19 PM
09/19/01 05:19 PM
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Posts: 683
Chicago, Illinois USA
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Cruel and Unusual Punishment to Break the Taliban

We capture bin Laden (however) and put him in comfortable digs somewhere in a NW city. (We do not allow him to escape or to kill
himself.) For forty hours a week he will be forced to work the expresso machine at a local Starbucks (with Yuppies waiting in line impatiently -- well-dressed, briefcases, Wall Street Journals tucked under
their arms, etc.)

We will make videos and take photos of this whole scene, zeroing in particularly during the times he is making the skinny double lattes with caramel flavoring. (He will not be allowed to kill himself.) We will do an airdrop of these photos and videos to all "terrorist" countries (deciding which ones will be the hard part -- we may have
to drop them literally everywhere.)

Give it a couple of months. The movement will crack. We're Americans. We play hardball.

Presto - osama bin latte!

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138556
09/19/01 08:25 PM
09/19/01 08:25 PM
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 188
Albuquerque, NM
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Re: Osama Bin Latte #138557
09/20/01 09:51 AM
09/20/01 09:51 AM

me too! becky this is a good one. like it!

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138558
09/20/01 10:36 AM
09/20/01 10:36 AM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 1,419
Some times there, some times h...
Ah, I'll take mine roasted. "Thermo" roasted.

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138559
09/20/01 01:17 PM
09/20/01 01:17 PM

what i think choochoo is trying to say is "NUKED"!

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138560
09/20/01 01:21 PM
09/20/01 01:21 PM
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Posts: 683
Chicago, Illinois USA
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You know I really do hope we nuke this guy, I have been evacuated (albeit volutarily) from the Sears Tower three times this week. I don't know how much more I can take. I would really like a Beliken right about now. Damnit.

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138561
09/20/01 01:37 PM
09/20/01 01:37 PM
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Corpus Christi, Texas USA
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I'm so sorry. that must be frightening for you..... Yes, our lives are indeed changing......
As for the latte, I like my coffe with a lot of au lait.... I'm afraid that sour, rotten, animal would curdle my milk! [Linked Image]

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138562
09/20/01 01:54 PM
09/20/01 01:54 PM
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Hi Becky! Your idea is perfect! Of course, he'd also be clean shaven with Abercrombie clothes on and a hat turned backwards!


Re: Osama Bin Latte #138563
09/20/01 02:14 PM
09/20/01 02:14 PM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 677
Sacramento, CA
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I say, put bin Laden on international TV, pour some flamable liquid all over him and light a match. Poof. . .

Re: Osama Bin Latte #138564
09/20/01 03:01 PM
09/20/01 03:01 PM

laurie, i hope you are always on MY side! LOL! you are fierce.

personally, that would be way too quick and an easy way out. i'm with becky, slow torture over many years. maybe work in tech customer service...

becky, my frank was evauated from his skyscraper last tuesday only. he is across the street, literally, from phila city hall. he readily admitted just how frightened & helpless he really felt. all those hundreds of people running for the lobby at once...

i am sorry too. this just shouldn't happen.

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