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#138877 09/22/02 09:41 AM
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You just can't keep a good man down! Sorry Jim about knocking your post down again eek


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#138878 09/22/02 09:49 AM
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Understanding Men

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

The men, who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy, and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men, who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

Who understands men?

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.


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#138879 09/22/02 09:51 AM
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Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.
The first woman says,

"I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job."
The second woman says

"Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!"

To which the first replies,
"Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"


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#138880 09/22/02 04:28 PM
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LOL -

And here i was wondering who in their right mind would choose the skeleton avatar - ahahaha - Zeke, you are sooooo brave.

#138881 09/22/02 04:51 PM
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Zeke is the most handsome bag-o-bones I've ever seen! LOL

I bet he really "Shakes, rattles and rolls"! laugh


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