Canadian nudie bar? Shudder Shudder.
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. A man
came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that
they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did
not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go
ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "There's some asshole out
there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
Just as he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man
standing right behind him, so he added, "and this gentleman wants to buy
the other half." The manager ok'd the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself
in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way
you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that
around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?" replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"