That would be to say that the young damsels in FL do not have "All You Can Eat Breaded Tenderloin" consumption contests like they have here? Huh!!
We'd sure miss the State Fair luncheon trough too. Two deep fried pork chops, onion rings deep fried in REAL lard, 3 corn dogs, and a fried elephant ear to keep the flatulance down. Think about it...I've seen the web site copy of your menu, impressive... but you ain't got nothing on these Hoosiers, 'cept maybe that salt water thing.
You know, when ya think about it a bit, that corn dog thing might go over pretty good in SP. There are "ALL" kinds of possibilities with that if you think about it a bit.
Are you taking a turkey to SP for T-Day? I know you know about deep frying 'em. You know, I think Bruce and Art deep fried either chicken or turkey last Christmas Day. I just can't remember for sure. (Wonder why).