my friend has WAY too much time:
A Woman's Random Thoughts...
> I read this article that said
> the typical symptoms of stress
> are eating too much, drinking
> too much, impulse buying and
> driving too fast.
> Are they kidding? That is my
> idea of a perfect day.
> A friend of mine confused her
> valium with her birth control
> pills. She had 14 kids, but
> she doesn't give a darn.
> They keep telling us to get in
> touch with our bodies. Mine
> isn't all that communicative
> but I heard from it the other
> day after I said, "Body, how'd
> you like to go to the six
> o'clock class in vigorous
> toning?" Clear as a bell my
> body said, "listen [email protected]
> it and you die."
> The trouble with some women is
> that they get all excited
> about nothing, and then they
> marry him.
> I know what Victoria's Secret
> is. The secret is that nobody
> older than 30 can fit into
> their stuff.
> "If men can run the world, why
> can't they stop wearing
> How intelligent is it to start
> the day by tying a noose
> around your neck?"