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One thing not to use duct tape for!!!! #141499
01/29/02 02:59 PM
01/29/02 02:59 PM
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Zeke walks into his bar and sees his friend Jeff huddled at the bar, looking
depressed.

I walk over and ask Jeff what's wrong.

"Well," replies Jeff, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to
ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

"Yes," I reply with a smile.

"Well," says Jeff, straightening up, "I finally mustered up the courage to
ask her out, and she agreed."

"That's great!" I say, "when are you going out?"

"I went to meet her this evening," continues Jeff, "but I was worried I'd
get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my pecker to my
leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."

"Sensible" I say even though I no longer have that same problem after over TWENTY YEARS of marriage.

"So I got to her door," says Jeff, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it
in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."

"Great! What happened next?" I ask because I can't wait until I hear the details.

Jeff huddles over the bar again. "I kicked her in the face."

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Re: One thing not to use duct tape for!!!! #141500
01/29/02 04:39 PM
01/29/02 04:39 PM

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Re: One thing not to use duct tape for!!!! #141501
01/29/02 08:58 PM
01/29/02 08:58 PM
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You go Zekester! made us both laugh ...
Glad to see you haven't completely lost touch with the more sensitive, feminine side of yourself!!

All our best to your family...

Cheers!
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