who lurk on this fine message board. If any females should happen to go to this link they will lose any respect that they may have had for the Zekester. LOL.... like if you had any to begin with! It takes a while to load this page, but it is worth the wait.
I am a sick individual who needs help.
http://home01.wxs.nl/~bigwilly/picz/britneys_breasts.swf

I was wondering what I was going to do with my time today, since we've already fleeced most of this week's available widows and orphans. This is a mystery that really needs to be exposed for what it is.

I have forwarded the same to all of my extraordinarily insensitive and politically incorrect male employees (it's a condition of employment) to see if any can sink their teeth into this conundrum.

BTW, thanks for the compliment.

CC

Well blow me down! How does she do that? Then again...who cares!
Looks like it's just the three of us...where's me wenches? Busy with their appliances, no doubt! AARRRGGHHHHH!!!

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."

The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor?
What's wrong???"

The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a
little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that???"

The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of
a male and a female."

The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND
a brain?"

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock
(MADE IN JAPAN)
for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot
(MADE IN CHINA)
was percolating, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt
(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans
(MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes
(MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet
(MADE IN INDIA)
he sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO)
to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN)
to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA)
he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY)
and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided
to
relax for a while. He put on
his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL)
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job
in.....AMERICA.....