Well blow me down! How does she do that? Then again...who cares!
Looks like it's just the three of us...where's me wenches? Busy with their appliances, no doubt! AARRRGGHHHHH!!!
A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and
he says, "I have to tell you something about your baby."
The woman sits up in bed and says, "What's wrong with my baby, Doctor?
The doctor says, "Well, now, nothing's wrong, exactly, but your baby is a
little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
The woman says, "A hermaphrodite.... what's that???"
The doctor says, "Well, it means your baby has the...er... features...of
a male and a female."
The woman turns pale. She says, "Oh my god! You mean it has a penis...AND