Rumor has it that Charlene and Bruce are considering providing one of those fancy Blue Tiddy Bowl Cocktails for a dozen Robin's Egg Blue "Flying Lady" Golf Balls. A spontaneous ground swell of demand might "make it happen". I need your support for those blue balls!!

Hey Bill....i know where plenty of blue balls are...trouble is, i'm not coming down soon!!! C

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I'm still trying to figure out why all these folks are giving stuff away just so Bill can smack golf balls off into the lagoon?

Must be his charismatic charm! Or maybe he registered himself as a charity.

Please clarify Bill.

Enigma: Cool name! It certainly not my charisma. No one remembered me at my 10 year High School Reunion. I'm thoughly forgettable. I think that these fine businesswomen, Charlene and Jennie, would rather me back on the lagoon hitting errant shots, than bothering them with my proposals.

Cheri: I know. Monday nights at Crazy Canucks. I hear da music from Laguna Punta. Take care: Bill PS. Thanks for the information.

[This message has been edited by Bill Thornton (edited 06-01-2002).]

Yes, Yes, Yes, Its happened!! Bring in a dozen new robins egg blue golf balls to BC's, and receive a complimentary Blue "Tidy Bowl" Cocktail (CHOOCHOO'S FAVORITE!!). In consideration of CHOOCHOO'S legendary "thirst" for drinking these POTTY cocktails, Charlene limits the offer to one per customer per day. Charlene doesn't want her business to go down da toilet!!

Hmmmmmm, there MUST be some way around that one-a-day rule.

easy, friend...disguises! man of a thousand faces. try a hat, then a scarf, then sunglasses, a wig; a different guy each time! i'm sure she'd NEVER recognize you.

CHOOCHOO: When ya come to BC's wear lots of clothes! Everytime ya have a "Tidy Bowl", take off an item of clothing. I'm sure Charlene would either not reconize you and/or enjoy the strip tease. After your totally naked, go take a swim and lay out on the beach. WOW!! Honorary British Solgier on leave!!!

Bill,

I'm real sure that your suggestion, although well intended as usual, would be a very BAD idea for any number of not so sutble reasons.

Now, appearing to be one of those Limey jugheads on leave has unrealized potential. Just think how absolutely obnoxious and offensive one could be, and NO ONE would expect an apology.That's livin'...

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