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For Debbie & you other Texans #142202
03/29/02 01:45 PM
03/29/02 01:45 PM
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Subject: Survivor Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style.

The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads,

"I'm gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142203
03/29/02 02:03 PM
03/29/02 02:03 PM
Joined: Nov 2001
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LAPORTE, TX, USA
GAY AND DAVID Offline
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zeke,
i still eat meat on some occasions, do i still qualify. i used to have a bumper sticker that read "fur, the look that kills" with a blood smear on it. i survived that.
gay

Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142204
03/29/02 02:09 PM
03/29/02 02:09 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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You are definitely gay too....LOL


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142205
03/29/02 02:47 PM
03/29/02 02:47 PM
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KimBehindDoorNbr3 Offline
 
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Zekester-

I'm a "damn" Yankee--though they don't let me breed with the natives. Can I play?

Kim

(PS: To all y'all uninitiated in all things "Texan", a Yankee is someone from outside who comes for a short visit. A "damn" Yankee is one that chooses to stay. ;-)

Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142206
03/29/02 07:59 PM
03/29/02 07:59 PM
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bedford tx usa
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And all the contestants will not be from Texas!!!!!! LOL
WE'll be on the look-out when the travel thru Ft. Worth, they will never make it back to Dallas. We'll round them up, and put them in the Stockyards on a Fri night!!!!!!!! LOL
Rick

Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142207
03/29/02 11:38 PM
03/29/02 11:38 PM
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Mesquite Tx USA
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Rick, If you need any help,you've got my number....Just give me a call!!!!!!!!!!!!
John


John
Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142208
03/30/02 12:22 AM
03/30/02 12:22 AM
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Posts: 2,976
bedford tx usa
rickcheri Offline
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LOL, Too Cool:

Waiting for the press release now, on the contestants, and time and date!!!!! LOL LOL,
Rick

Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142209
03/30/02 09:10 AM
03/30/02 09:10 AM
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I don't know, Rick......i bet there's some folks in Dallas that might want to keep them around for awhile!!!! Hell, they might not make it OUT of Dallas!! C

Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142210
04/01/02 10:04 AM
04/01/02 10:04 AM
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LAPORTE, TX, USA
GAY AND DAVID Offline
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kimbe, i am also a "texan by choice" i have been here 23 years so this is home. i married a redneck and everything. if that doesn't initiate you nothing will.
gay

Re: For Debbie & you other Texans #142211
04/01/02 11:26 AM
04/01/02 11:26 AM
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KimBehindDoorNbr3 Offline
 
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Hey, Gay-

Gosh darn if I didn't marry one of 'em, too!!!

On our first date, I got a full ten minutes on how a couple of years before he had fallen into the mouth of a "whale"...

Not yet versed in Texas-speak, I asked all sorts of questions regarding how he didn't get "chewed up" or otherwise digested.

Once it became apparent that we had both hit a wall due to the giant quesition marks over our heads regarding the other's sheer stupidity, I asked him start the story again...and *spell* any words which confused me. (Thank god for margaritas, the conversation was slow but amusing.)

Turns out the goofball fell into a WELL.

OOOooooooooh!

...and the rest is history... ;-)

me

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