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couldn't resist #143002
04/03/02 03:35 PM
04/03/02 03:35 PM
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bucks county, PA
sweetjane Offline OP
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sweetjane  Offline OP
if bob/carla/yeahright is reading, TOUGH NOOGIES!

Health Facts

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

Re: couldn't resist #143003
04/04/02 09:32 AM
04/04/02 09:32 AM
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bedford tx usa
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Rick and I better learn another language!!! LOL

Re: couldn't resist #143004
04/04/02 01:34 PM
04/04/02 01:34 PM
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bucks county, PA
sweetjane Offline OP
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sweetjane  Offline OP
ig-pay antin-lay!!!!

Re: couldn't resist #143005
04/04/02 01:56 PM
04/04/02 01:56 PM
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http://www.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html
Good for a lesson or two, if you don't already know the language !
It was mandatory when I was younger. LOL
And.....so much fun. [Linked Image]

Re: couldn't resist #143006
04/04/02 08:11 PM
04/04/02 08:11 PM
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Posts: 717
Guy Texas, USA
Richard Chambers Offline
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Wonder what the "English" are dying of!?
Let alone the Irish & Scotish...Richard

Re: couldn't resist #143007
04/04/02 08:31 PM
04/04/02 08:31 PM
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Posts: 503
Mesquite Tx USA
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I hope it's "old age"!!!!!!I've been told I don't speak very good English (too much TEXAS "Drawll" ) So maybe I'll live longer!!!!! That means more trips to AC!!!! OH BOY--------------------John


John
Re: couldn't resist #143008
04/06/02 09:47 AM
04/06/02 09:47 AM
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bedford tx usa
rickcheri Offline
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Would it count if you drank too many Belikins (or Purple Things)....this always "changes" your language a bit!!?? C


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