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#143473 - 05/07/02 04:24 PM THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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KC Offline
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After reading some of the posts here, my husband asked me to post these for him. (He said he thought that Bill Thornton would like them -- funny how we feel we know someone even though we've never met, huh?)
Personally, I think Zeke will also appreciate this.

We always hear "the rules" from the feminine side.
> Ok we now hear the guys' side. These are our rules! Please note ...
> these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
> down.
> 1. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
> we can find the perfect present yet again!
> 1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
> 1. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and NASCAR.
> 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
> tides. Let it be.
> 1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it
> that way.
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
> Really.
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
> 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do
> not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say
> it!
> 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a
> calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
> 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd
> be
> any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with
> your dress?
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
> what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> 1. Check your oil! Please.
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
> fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
> to act like soap opera guys.
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
> makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> 1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
> 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done
> - not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
> 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials.
> 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
> 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
> months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
> girlfriends.
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
> for example,is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
> idea what mauve is.
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack
> of,mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
> nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> hassle.
> 1. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape.
> 1 Now thats not to hard is it?

"You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
#143474 - 05/07/02 05:08 PM Re: THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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paluxy Offline
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Actually Christopher Columbus did need directions, he made a wrong turn and found America (he was looking for some other land mass i just can't remeber which one!)
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Kinda scary to think about....if he had had a woman aboard America might not have happened!!!ha ha
PS>loved the post!

#143475 - 05/08/02 01:20 PM Re: THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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mountain Larry Offline
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May I add one?

1. Yes, I must have a beer if I'm going to do work around the house.
Thanks, ML

#143476 - 05/08/02 03:33 PM Re: THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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Oh I can't resist...

1. Yes, I CAN fit one more thing in the garbage.

#143477 - 05/08/02 04:27 PM Re: THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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Dont forget this:

1. If you want me to speak in words instead of grunts in the morning, get me coffee.

Susan Guberman-Garcia, Attorney at Law. Phone: 510-792-2639
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#143478 - 05/08/02 04:36 PM Re: THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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Dont forget this:

1. If you want us to speak in words instead of grunts in the morning, get us a cup of coffee.

Susan Guberman-Garcia, Attorney at Law. Phone: 510-792-2639
Fax/Voicemail:: 510-405-2016 Email:
#143479 - 05/08/02 10:27 PM Re: THE MEN'S RULES.... (just for fun!)  
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I loved it! men are really cute you


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