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He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144209
06/10/02 05:51 PM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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Very hansome man seeks gorgeous playboy bunny to dive with on the week of June 20th. Mrs. Zeke is not into scuba and if I can find a spare bunny or two to dive with, then I will leave my 13 year old son back in the states. I'm sure he will be pissed at first, but he'll get over it. Besides when he hits middle age I'm sure he will forgive me. Oh yea Vicki, I might be needing that honeymoon suite at Caribe. Put it on hold for me in case my ad here gets any action [Linked Image]


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Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144210
06/10/02 07:05 PM
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Maui, Hawaii USA
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lol
What happened to Susie?

Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144211
06/10/02 08:47 PM
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Susie went back to Hugh.


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Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144212
06/11/02 08:15 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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Reminds me of the time I spent at the Playboy Mansion. All the girls were saying," I want you!" Needless to say I got pretty damn excited until I realized they meant Hugh and not you(me). Ahhh, there loss was Mrs.Zeke's gain....oh by the way do you know that me and Hugh were born on the same day? Well at least he was born about 15 years earlier, so I caught a small break there. Oh by the way, if there are no bunnies willing to give the Zekester a tumble, then I will consider all Penthouse Pets. Man this is a tough crowd!


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Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144213
06/11/02 08:17 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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Oh yea girls, it is true that EVERYTHING looks bigger under water. Ha!!!! Like the Zekester needs that!


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Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144214
06/11/02 01:16 PM
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Dana Point, CA, USA
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Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144215
06/12/02 10:31 AM
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Longwood, Fl..USA
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I'm hiding all the pets...LOL

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Re: He seeks playboy bunny for diving #144216
06/12/02 10:50 AM
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Denver, CO USA
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Zeke- sounds like a pretty tough job you are getting yourself into having bunnies or pets as your dive partners. I'm a certified diver and would be glad to help schlep dive gear for the gals. Wouldn't want them to break a nail or anything like that plus you'll have your hands full applying sunscreen on your dive partners so they don't get a nasty sunburn. Plus I can make sure the cooler is full of Belikin and there are plenty of panty rippers on hand.

I'm sure my buddy Over 40 Pirate would be more than happy to help. We'll just have to take away his snorkel in the hot tub!


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