Re: Need volunteers with this tragedy!!!!
#145191
09/04/02 01:48 PM
09/04/02 01:48 PM
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Posts: 208 Bettendorf, Iowa USA
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Ja, and did you hear about Ole and Sven and der big business deal? Ole and Sven vas walking down da street and see a big sign that says, "Jackets: $2.50, Pants: $2.00, Dress Shirts: $1.50." "Ole", says Sven, "Vat a good deal! For only six bucks ve could get a whole suit!" "Nah, Sven TINK about dis" said Ole, "Ve could order LOTS of suits and sell dem for ten, twenty, turty bucks and make a big killing back in Windom. But you let me do da talking, ja? Ve don't vant dem to hear our accent and know dat we is dumb Norvegians or dey try to take advantage of us, ja? So Sven and Ole entered the store. Sven wrote out an order for twenty jackets, twenty pants and twenty shirts. Ole did the same. The man behind the counter read the order and said to Sven and Ole, "You guys are Norwegians, ain't ya?" "Ya", said Sven, "howdja know?" "Because this is a dry cleaners", replied the man.
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Re: Need volunteers with this tragedy!!!!
#145192
09/04/02 02:04 PM
09/04/02 02:04 PM
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Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677 Maple Grove, MN USA
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Actually, that happened over in Wisconsin.
Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
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Re: Need volunteers with this tragedy!!!!
#145194
09/04/02 02:39 PM
09/04/02 02:39 PM
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Joined: Oct 2000
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GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCEMENT...
The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while it's actually screwing you.
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Re: Need volunteers with this tragedy!!!!
#145195
09/04/02 05:08 PM
09/04/02 05:08 PM
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Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 455 Hollywood, FL
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Big Zeke, It's enough that we ask others for assistance for AC....We can't fiix the whole world.... G
Grace DeVita
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Re: Need volunteers with this tragedy!!!!
#145196
09/05/02 09:47 AM
09/05/02 09:47 AM
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CAPTAIN bigzeke
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Very interesting...
A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features; and if she is menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass.
There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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Re: Need volunteers with this tragedy!!!!
#145198
09/05/02 10:31 AM
09/05/02 10:31 AM
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Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 1,080 Eugene, OR, USA
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Zeke,
You have to give a "spew warning" when you post something like this! I had a mouthful of coffee, and now it is all over my monitor and keyboard.
Kathy
"You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."
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