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Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145265
09/07/02 10:14 AM
09/07/02 10:14 AM
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Posts: 758
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> > by George Carlin
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> > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
> >
> > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level
> > governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
> >
> > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> >
> > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
> > American.
> >
> > I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
> > not entitle you to anything.
> >
> > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
> >
> > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
> >
> > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than
> > working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> > put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to
> > be enlightened.
> >
> > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
> > they want to.
> >
> > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
> > Jerry Springer.
> >
> > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
> >
> > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
> >
> > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when
> > I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,
> > paying?
> >
> > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In
> > the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches
> > or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
shut-the-Hell-up
> > already.
> >
> > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson
> > practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the
> > problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
> >
> > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> > running from them.
> >
> > I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
breaking
> > the law, regardless of what color you are.
> >
> > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you
> > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
> > the next four years.
> >
> > I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
> > crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
> > people should be targets.
> >
> > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> > parents.
> >
> > And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
> >
> > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
> >
> > If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
> >
> > We need our country back!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145266
09/07/02 10:20 AM
09/07/02 10:20 AM
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Beautiful San Marcos, Texas
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Ernie B Offline
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GO GEORGE !!!!!!I am a BAD AMERICAN also


Gun Control is Hitting Your Target.
Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145267
09/07/02 12:35 PM
09/07/02 12:35 PM
Joined: May 2002
Posts: 137
Belize
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LOL
I've always liked George Carlin.
Profound!

Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145268
09/07/02 03:00 PM
09/07/02 03:00 PM
Joined: Jan 2001
Posts: 3,677
Maple Grove, MN USA
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AMEN AMEN on all counts.


Been there, done that, the washing machine ate the T-shirt
Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145269
09/08/02 10:38 PM
09/08/02 10:38 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 498
Toronto/Grenada
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I am a bad Canadian, and I say George's thoughts work here too. If I am permitted to change Republican and Democrat to Conservative and Liberal. And if I can change the 4th of July to the 1st of July, we've got it made. Yes, I am a bad Canadian and proud of it.

Jim


**Jim
Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145270
09/08/02 10:49 PM
09/08/02 10:49 PM
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 734
Tres Cocos, Ambergris Caye
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I just like having my name at the top.


Jim
Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145271
09/10/02 09:09 AM
09/10/02 09:09 AM
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 758
CAPTAIN bigzeke Offline OP
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CAPTAIN bigzeke  Offline OP
Someone sent me an article that said the way to
achieve inner peace is to finish things you've
started. It is definitely working for me. I am now
making a point of always finishing what I start, and I
think I am well on my way toward finding inner peace.

Because I care for you guys & gals, I am passing these word of wisdom on to
you.

Here are the things that I have finished these last two days:

Two bags of potato chips,
a bottle of wine,case of Beer,a couple of joints, & a bottle of Jack Daniels.

I think this really works because I feel really great at this moment, but I ain't too positive about tomorrow morning. But it sure does appear to be working!
Pass this along to everyone you know who may need
Inner Peace


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145272
09/10/02 09:22 AM
09/10/02 09:22 AM
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Posts: 1,336
oklahoma
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yeah, i'd like to get inner peace..

who is it?

Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145273
09/10/02 11:19 AM
09/10/02 11:19 AM
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Posts: 4,672
Northern California
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LOL at Zeke! George Carlin is great. When I saw him live years ago, he was hysterical!

Re: Hey Jim....Now this is George Carlin #145274
09/10/02 01:12 PM
09/10/02 01:12 PM
Joined: Jul 2000
Posts: 49
Houston,Tx. USA
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Capt. Big,
check this out.. http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/home.html

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