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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN
> > by George Carlin
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
> >
> > I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid
level
> > governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
> >
> > I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!
> >
> > I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart
> > American.
> >
> > I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does
> > not entitle you to anything.
> >
> > I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
> >
> > I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
> >
> > I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than
> > working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to
> > put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to
> > be enlightened.
> >
> > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where
> > they want to.
> >
> > My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled
> > Jerry Springer.
> >
> > I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
> >
> > I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
> >
> > I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,
when
> > I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying,
> > paying?
> >
> > I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In
> > the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any
witches
> > or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So,
shut-the-Hell-up
> > already.
> >
> > I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson
> > practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the
> > problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
> >
> > I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
> > running from them.
> >
> > I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're
breaking
> > the law, regardless of what color you are.
> >
> > I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want
you
> > deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for
> > the next four years.
> >
> > I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me
> > crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These
> > people should be targets.
> >
> > I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
> > parents.
> >
> > And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?
> >
> > If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
> >
> > If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
> >
> > We need our country back!


There is only one cure for baldness. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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GO GEORGE !!!!!!I am a BAD AMERICAN also

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LOL
I've always liked George Carlin.
Profound!

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AMEN AMEN on all counts.


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I am a bad Canadian, and I say George's thoughts work here too. If I am permitted to change Republican and Democrat to Conservative and Liberal. And if I can change the 4th of July to the 1st of July, we've got it made. Yes, I am a bad Canadian and proud of it.

Jim


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I just like having my name at the top.


Jim
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Someone sent me an article that said the way to
achieve inner peace is to finish things you've
started. It is definitely working for me. I am now
making a point of always finishing what I start, and I
think I am well on my way toward finding inner peace.

Because I care for you guys & gals, I am passing these word of wisdom on to
you.

Here are the things that I have finished these last two days:

Two bags of potato chips,
a bottle of wine,case of Beer,a couple of joints, & a bottle of Jack Daniels.

I think this really works because I feel really great at this moment, but I ain't too positive about tomorrow morning. But it sure does appear to be working!
Pass this along to everyone you know who may need
Inner Peace


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yeah, i'd like to get inner peace..

who is it?

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LOL at Zeke! George Carlin is great. When I saw him live years ago, he was hysterical!

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Capt. Big,
check this out.. http://www.georgecarlin.com/georgecarlin/home/home.html

then click newsflash

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