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Halloween humor #145943
10/29/02 12:20 AM
10/29/02 12:20 AM
Joined: Nov 2000
Posts: 5,526
Birdland - 1 mile north
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A man is walking home alone late one night when he hears a....... BUMP... BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him!

BUMP... BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP....
BUMP....

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him...

However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...

on the heels of the terrified man.... .

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.

His heart is pounding; his mind reeling; his breath is coming in short gasps.

With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door,
bumping
and
clapping towards him!

The man screams and reaches for something heavy......anything
...in desperation his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.

Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition..

AND . . . .

The coffin stops.


Harriette
Take only pictures leave only bubbles
Re: Halloween humor #145944
10/29/02 09:50 AM
10/29/02 09:50 AM
Joined: Nov 2001
Posts: 2,364
LAPORTE, TX, USA
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HAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOEHEHHEE. . . .. . THE COFFIN STOPS. . . . .. . LMAO

you have no idea how bad i needed a laugh this morning

Re: Halloween humor #145945
10/29/02 11:31 AM
10/29/02 11:31 AM

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i dont get it.....????/

Re: Halloween humor #145946
10/29/02 01:09 PM
10/29/02 01:09 PM
Joined: Nov 2000
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Birdland - 1 mile north
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.mQQse
I didn't expect you too. eek
And please don't use my name in your vulgar postings. mad
Harriette


Harriette
Take only pictures leave only bubbles
Re: Halloween humor #145947
10/29/02 02:05 PM
10/29/02 02:05 PM
Joined: Apr 2000
Posts: 455
Hollywood, FL
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I'm using this one at the Halloween party I'm going to. Too funny! laugh


Grace DeVita
Re: Halloween humor #145948
10/29/02 10:23 PM
10/29/02 10:23 PM

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scu-baldy.....
ah nuh post vulgar

how tight are yur sphincters

Re: Halloween humor #145949
10/29/02 11:05 PM
10/29/02 11:05 PM
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 734
Tres Cocos, Ambergris Caye
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.MQQSE.
I can't wait for your return to my 'hood so I can bitch slap some class into that bug infested carcass of yours.
Leave these people alone.
Your sad attempt at jocularity died a month ago.
You know where I live.
Jim
mad


Jim
Re: Halloween humor #145950
10/29/02 11:14 PM
10/29/02 11:14 PM
Joined: Feb 2001
Posts: 140
OH IO, USA
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Jim, can I please meet you and get your autograph when I come down in 2 weeks.

What verbage. I love it. I'm jealous, I guess I didn't have the guts, alittle afraid of THE MARTY. laugh

Still have a warm fondness for "MQQSE" smile

But that was pretty damn funny!

Re: Halloween humor #145951
10/29/02 11:17 PM
10/29/02 11:17 PM

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OH I GOT IT ....THE COUGHING STOPS ....HAHAHA KINDA FUNNY..

NOW GALOOT... HOW TIGHT IS YUR SPHINCTERS??????

GESZZZZZZZ

Re: Halloween humor #145952
10/30/02 08:31 PM
10/30/02 08:31 PM
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 734
Tres Cocos, Ambergris Caye
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deb1022
It was not intended to be funny.
Winter is coming so he will be here and it will happen.
I do not like people who force there (warped sense of humor) on people at the expense of promoting the island.
Dr. Worpo--go to your XXX chat rooms and leave this board alone.
We tolerate your sick ass here on the island but we don't need an ambassabor with an anal fixation.
Any questions?
Jim


Jim
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