A Girls Prayer:
Lord, Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks, When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows just what to
say when I ask "How big's my behind?" One who'll make love till my body's a
twitchin, In the hall, the bathroom, the garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will
love me to no end, And never attempt to screw my best friend.
A Boy's Prayer:
Lord, I pray for a nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a beer store.