I've been in Bonaire for awhile so need to catch up but thought I would start off with this.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
We should take a cab.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing!

Harriette

OMG i have been downright drunk!!!!

LMAO.... I think I've been there drunk that......12 days left

How was Bonaire...never been...

What would you like to know about Bonaire? Been there 3 or 4 times, I don't want to give a trip report about Bonaire on a AC board, if you get my drift...

Uh-Oh!
I can't say those sober